November 12, 2009
McSweeney's: IF THE MANHATTAN PROJECT WORKED LIKE MY COLLEGE GROUP PROJECTS DO.

This is eerily similar to every group project i’ve ever been in.

November 12, 2009 - 9:55am   |   PERMALINK
October 8, 2009
The Brocycolopedia - McSweeney's

More gold from McSweeney’s.  My personal favorite:

A Broseph Stalin is a broseph who so embodies the characteristics of a broseph that he is considered an ideal form of broseph. It is believed that a Broseph Stalin is so rare that only two men in history have ever been accurately referred to as such: the 20th century dictator Joseph Stalin, from whom the term received its namesake, and Charles Guiteau, the man who assassinated President James A. Garfield. However, there has been recent buzz in the brommunity that actor Wesley Snipes is perhaps a Broseph Stalin. Critics are quick to point out, however, that the nomination of Snipes is merely a token attempt to tear down the long-standing color barrier for Broseph Stalins.

October 8, 2009 - 8:21am   |   PERMALINK
FILED UNDER: bro college mcsweeney's 
October 5, 2009
Fix a Dented Beer Pong Ball

Clutch.

October 5, 2009 - 7:06pm   |   PERMALINK
FILED UNDER: college drinking beer pong 
September 8, 2009
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: DUDES! DID YOU SEE THE LIBRARY THEY'VE GOT HERE?

McSweeney’s is quickly becoming one of my favorite sites. Can’t say this is how I felt the first time I rolled up to the University library…

Yeah, Kyle, I think I heard, like, till 11, maybe11:30 p.m. Man, my brain is going to be totallypumped by spring break.

September 8, 2009 - 10:59am   |   PERMALINK
FILED UNDER: college library satire 
August 26, 2009
AMERICA'S 25 DOUCHIEST COLLEGES

michaelmcgee:

Finally a list of colleges I am glad Northwestern is NOT on.

UChicago made the list! Haha, those douchebags…

August 26, 2009 - 9:31am   |   PERMALINK
  
FILED UNDER: Northwestern college douches